Everything in Creation has a Purpose.
My
God how can you kill that poor innocent ear
of corn?
That is disgusting!
That corn was alive and you killed it! How
can you eat that after killing it the way
you did? Have you no feeling for the pain it
might be experiencing. Corn has rights too.
Of course we are making a point here.
Everything we consume is living. Everything
in creation has a purpose for being created.
Everything in creation understands it's
reason for being created - all but the
unrealized human being.
An apple tree does not try to be an orange
tree. A stalk of corn is not complaining
that it has a right to explore it's hidden
or repressed rhubarb side. The rose is
perfectly aware and content to be a rose.
An
elk never trying to be a lion. A mouse
trying to be a cat, never am I seeing such a
thing.
When you pluck an orange from a branch you
pretty much destroy the fruit yield for the
following season from that particular
branch. There are prescribed methods for
taking the life that was created for you to
sustain you and keep you alive. You do not
rip the orange from the branch, you cut it
with a knife or clippers. You respect it and
give thanks for what you have taken. You are
careful only to take what you need and not
to waste anything. The white inner skin is a
cure for diabetes. The outer skin turned
into orange essence, oil or at the very
least composted. The miraculous seeds
bringing forth such an incredible tree
multiplying one planted seed into hundreds
of oranges every season. It is something to
connect with, marvel at and understand.
Johnnie can you go to Wal-Mart and get some
of those nice genetically modified
irradiated oranges without those nasty
seeds. Sure Mom can I get a DVD while I'm
there? Sure dear!
Johnnie would not know how to pick an orange
if you paid him.
Dude, the branches are scratching my skin
and messing up my hair. Let me just shake
this branch, see look, and be done with this
so i can go play Death Squadron II and beat
my all time high kill score.
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty
to Cockroaches.

I am so sick and tired of people
indiscriminately killing cockroaches. They
use all kinds of animals in movies and they
always have a wrangler there to make sure
the animals are not harmed. They always put
a notice on films that no animals were
harmed in the stunts performed. And, well, I
am grateful for that. But I think it is high
time we had a cockroach wrangler protecting
the rights of cockroaches. I mean they are
as much alive as a horse or dog, right. So
could you please sign the petition and join
the SPCC and help protect the rights of
cockroaches. Please consider a sizeable
donation as well. Every dollar you give
could save another cockroaches life. With
your help cockroaches will be able to live
free and happy lives. Adopt a cockroach
today.
Yes, everything in creation has a purpose
for being created, even the cockroach. Why
you ask was the cockroach created? Ah, if
you had a persistent open wound on your leg,
you would be very happy that the cockroach
has been created for your benefit. Take some
cockroaches, mercifully kill them with out
squashing them all over the bathroom floor.
The real cockroach activists insist you
attach an electrode to their head and shock
them before you slit it's tiny little throat
(It's a joke). After you kill several, take
them and roast them over a flame until they
are nice and crispy, not over crispy, nice
and crispy. Not burnt crispy, brown all over
crispy. Nothing like a perfectly crisped
cockroach. Now here is the serious part.
Grind the crispy cockroaches into a fine
powder, apply the powder to the open wound
morning and evening. In three days you will
begin to notice the wound healing and
closing. This is the very best cure for open
persistent wounds. Try it if you do not
believe us.
Yes, everything in creation is created with
a purpose. EVERYTHING!
Everything in creation excluding the
unrealized human being, understands what
purpose it was created for and worships the
Creator.
Everything in creation was created for the
pleasure, benefit and honor of mankind.
Those who are doubting this are mostly those
who have been drawn so far away from
creation they have lost this important
understanding.
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